Greene Screene: Holiday in Handcuffs

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“If there’s one thing I know, it’s the corrosive nature of silence leads to regret. And it’ll eat away at you bit by bit.” — Someone in this movie.

After discovering the Citizen Kane of bad holiday movies last weekend, I can’t stay silent any longer. If there’s one holiday movie I would handcuff people to a couch to watch with me, it’s the ABC Family classic from 2007: Holiday in Handcuffs, the most…