“How’s this for a wet dream?” I am showing the early signs of Freddy obsession. Each successive Elm Street feels like the next layer on top of a nightmarish red and green cake. …

“…Would you like some tea?” “How about you go fuck yourself?” What began as background viewing to kick off a dreary Halloween weekend morning became giddy appointment viewing, my soul revived by the first Uruk-hai committed to the silver screen: Rawhead Rex, quickly converted to his satanic ways. Normally, I’m…

God it must’ve been tough finding a motel in the 70s. This is a vicious film. It’s angry and it made me angry, not an easy or desirable place to be. But that’s the point– this East Texas hotel is Tobe Hooper’s Hellscape, an amplifier of wounds. …

Stanley Coopersmith (the great Clint Howard) is an orphan loner at a military school that prides itself on inclusion. Every cadet gets to and HAS to play in the soccer game so they can feel good about themselves, throwing kids like Stanley out to the wolves of the school, including…

“It’s nothing.” “No, it’s a guy with a chainsaw.” This movie is something, alright (alright, alright), and that’s more than I expected given its status as one of the lowest rated horror sequels of the 90s, an almost impressively moribund category to rank so high (or low?) in. After successfully…

After every Marvel movie that I go see out of habit, I always ask my friends: What will get us excited for Marvel again? …

My favorite candy this Halloween is for the eye. As such, I’m gluttonous for horror films this time of year. Here’s another six-pack rundown of what has haunted my screen this past month: from Mike Flanagan’s (The Haunting of Hill House) first Stephen King adaptation, to a gator-in-the-sewers romp, a…

Happy Halloween! Today we travel into Michael Mann’s dark past, get up close and not-quite-personal with Bigfoot, investigate some strange teenage behavior, witness Bela Lugosi’s most popular film before Dracula and Christopher Lee’s first time as Dracula. Lastly, our dreams are interrupted once more by The Tall Man. The Keep (1983) In addition…

Today on Andy watches too much horror movies, we venture to the 50s and glimpse Christopher Lee’s other monstrous role with Hammer horror, David Cronenberg’s ode to staring contests, a hidden gem from the 1980s and of course, a Kevin Williamson 90s two-fer… I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) “The secret’s killing us.” Previously on Dawson’s…